May 2013
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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BREAD?!
the-minecraft-funnies: That moment when you find only bread in a dungeon chest
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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insertmeanywhere - The Acting Styles of Dr. Tobias... →
Hey Internet, gather round to see Dr. Tobias Fünke’s all-new Internet Video Actor Reel! With characters like Doctor, Cowpoke and Action Hero, there’s something for everyone! Insert him anywhere! http://mangoinyourmouth.com/
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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To the man who cat called me from his Trans Am: How’d you know? Nothing gets me hot like a man who speeds through an elementary school crosswalk when small children are present. (call me)
May 14th
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LiveLeak.com - Labor Pain Simulation (on two men)... →
Every man who has a child and every woman who hates men should have a watch. I thought it was genius.
May 14th
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May 10th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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Merida To Be Official Disney Princess, Gets... →
May 3rd
The Dirty Etymology of Everyday Words  →
canisfamiliaris: Orchid from the Greek orchis, which literally translates as “testicle” Porcelain porcellana, which literally translates as a “cowrie shell” and the Italian cowrie shell in turn takes its name from porcella, because the shell’s shape is reminiscent of a small, female pig’s vulva Vanilla from the Latin vagina, “sheath” Seminar from the Latin seminarius, meaning “of...
May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
42 posts
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Winners of the 2013 Sony World Photography Awards →
The winners of the 2013 Youth Photographer of the Year - Traditions. New Year’s eve traditions in Romania.  (©Alecsandra Dragoi/2013 Sony World Photography Awards) Ok I go to this page and read “New Years eve tradition in Romania”     THEY RUN AROUND IN BEAR SUITS?!
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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BALAKAFALATA CYBORG!!!!!!!!!
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
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Watch These Clueless Kids at Coachella Lie About... →
It’s Coachella o’clock! Which means, of course, that a bunch of nervous, entitled white children in macrame shirts are pooping in buckets in a desert somewhere (if one of their poops casts a shadow, then it means six more weeks of war bonnets!). And also Moby is there! It’s weird!
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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